The TaylorsI know this isn’t exactly spanking new gossip, but looks like Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are the new toast of gossip town. This is sort of like that time four years ago when all the blogs and tabloids were making a big hooha over Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis being engaged for all of four months. Apparently, people are suckers for the cheesy goodness of same name couples.
If this keeps up, famewhores everywhere are going to get ideas and start hopping on the matching moniker bandwagon. In fact, if I were a betting woman, I’d put my money on any of these famous/semi-famous/almost famous/infamous public personalities pairing up and forming the next Aww-inducing King and Queen of the tabloids…
The JamiesJamie Lee Curtis and Jamie Foxx
The TraciesTracy Chapman and Tracy Morgan
The CameronsCameron Diaz and Cameron Crowe
The G/JerriesGeri Halliwel and Jerry Yan
The KimsKim Kardashian and Kim Jong Il
The Beau/owsBeau Bridges and Bow from She-Ra
The FrostiesFrosty the Snowman and a Wendy’s Frosty
The MeatloavesMeatloaf and an actual Meatloaf
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