How Could You Friendster??

Friendster has crossed the line with their new feature that allows users to see the last 100 people who have viewed their profiles! I’m sure there it’s violating an ass-load of privacy rights (or something)!! I mean, it has to right? Friendster stalkers should be free to stalk whoever the hell they want without that person knowing about it, dammit!

In honor of this huge infringement on Friendster Stalker privacy I have listed down the five levels of stalkerdom:

Level 1
You check his/her profile periodically, just to see if he/she has added anything to his/her (oh who am I kidding! It’s always a He!) profile that might shed more insight on his life.

Level 2
You check his profile at least once a day, in the hopes that one day a freshly added mutual friend will directly link two of you.

Level 3
You check his profile at least once a day and you know all his friendsters by heart. You’ve found a way for him to add you as his friendster if you weren’t already his friendster ( like, say, create a new friendster account for an organization you know he belongs to, but you don’t).

Level 4
You check his profile every five hours and have checked all his friends’ profiles as well to see if he wrote any of them testimonials (and to check if any of his lady friends are more special to him than all the others).

Level 5
You know his account login and closely monitor his messages and friendster activities. You take the liberty of deleting any undesirable messages (like, say his girlfriend, writing a message about how much she loves and misses him) and deleting friends who are pretty enough to be threats. Sometimes, when you feel like it, you change his login to punish him for being too friendly with one of his little lady friends.

Level 6
I haven’t gotten this far yet..I’ll let you know when do.

Let's Look on the Bright Side

Ten Good Things About Being Up To Your Eyeballs in Work

1> You get to do cool stuff like not bathe or brush your hair for a whole week.

2> People have higher tolerance for your poor hygiene and bad behavior (like one time, I totally got away with lobotomizing my officemate with a pencil just because he was annoying!)

3> You frighten little children and small animals without exerting any effort.

4> When you can’t do your laundry and you have less and less wearable clothes, your fashion imagination really kicks in (who says you can’t wear your high school uniform to the office?!)

5> Time flies when you’re having fun… and when you’re chasing deadlines! (especially when you’re having fun chasing deadlines)

6> You gain the ability to change night into day just by closing your eyes. I’ve done this many times myself; at night I just close my eyes for one second and when I open them again the sun is already high in the sky.. amazing!!

7> It gets really trippy when you can’t tell if you’re dreaming or if you’re awake.

8> You earn extra income when people mistake you for a roaming lunatic and offer you their spare change.

9> You’re eye bags grow so deep that you have two convenient, take-them-everywhere-with-you pouches for storing your pan-handled spare change and house keys.

10> My mom says back-breaking work builds character. Since moms know everything, this means working your behind off will make you the coolest person alive.

The Long List of Why [Part 1]

Why is it considered cool to be cono?

Isnt being cono proof of being very poor in English? I mean if someone says “Uy, make tuhog-tuhog naman the fishball for me”, it usually means they don’t know what the English word for tuhog so they just use the Filipino word and try their best to make it sound classy. If the cono were actually good representatives of the educated upper class they’re supposed to belong to, wouldn’t they know to say instead “Would you please skewer some fishballs for me?”?

Just a thought…

Well's Pushpins

I bought a pack of Well’s Push Pins from Divisoria a couple of months ago. Not that I had any real use for them, it was just that it was thirty pieces of colorful, semi-transparent push pin joy for 12 pesos!

It says in the packet that it’s “ideal for school, office or home”. It’s also ideal for sticking in your stress ball to make it look like a colorful little mine.