Friendster has crossed the line with their new feature that allows users to see the last 100 people who have viewed their profiles! I’m sure there it’s violating an ass-load of privacy rights (or something)!! I mean, it has to right? Friendster stalkers should be free to stalk whoever the hell they want without that person knowing about it, dammit!
In honor of this huge infringement on Friendster Stalker privacy I have listed down the five levels of stalkerdom:
Level 1
You check his/her profile periodically, just to see if he/she has added anything to his/her (oh who am I kidding! It’s always a He!) profile that might shed more insight on his life.
Level 2
You check his profile at least once a day, in the hopes that one day a freshly added mutual friend will directly link two of you.
Level 3
You check his profile at least once a day and you know all his friendsters by heart. You’ve found a way for him to add you as his friendster if you weren’t already his friendster ( like, say, create a new friendster account for an organization you know he belongs to, but you don’t).
Level 4
You check his profile every five hours and have checked all his friends’ profiles as well to see if he wrote any of them testimonials (and to check if any of his lady friends are more special to him than all the others).
Level 5
You know his account login and closely monitor his messages and friendster activities. You take the liberty of deleting any undesirable messages (like, say his girlfriend, writing a message about how much she loves and misses him) and deleting friends who are pretty enough to be threats. Sometimes, when you feel like it, you change his login to punish him for being too friendly with one of his little lady friends.
Level 6
I haven’t gotten this far yet..I’ll let you know when do.
