Hello, I Love My Mom... and Mr. T

So it was my mom's birthday yesterday right? But I'm here in Taiwan and unemployed... How does one send her love and good birthday wishes across the South China Sea with a limited non-existent budget?

And lo, the answer revealed itself as this:

Happy Birthday Mom!!

Scenes from Jason's Birthday Bowl

Jason makes a new friend...

Call for Interviewees

Hello,

If you happen to be browsing by my blog (hey man, it could happen) and you're:

1) In the Philippines

2) Using a prepaid SIM card

then congratulations! You are eligible to be interviewed by me for my thesis and receive a naked picture of my boyfriend (or whomever you like) as a token of thanks.

If you're interested, e-mail me at tengbateng@yahoo.com

(hey, it could work right??)

your help is greatly appreciated.

thanks,

tetaw

Cindi Lauper, is that you??

This is wierd and wonderful. Its like watching The Breakfast Club and seeing Tara Reid lip-synching to Cindi Lauper....

Holy Embolism Batman!!

Woven bacon cheese roll of death


If I could learn to cook only one thing in my life, it would be this.

Hello, I Love Christmas Songs 3 : Zooey Deschanel & Leon Redbone

12 days before Christmas!!

Hello, I Love Pretending I Care

This holiday season, are you wondering what to give that person from the next cubicle who you don't really care about but you feel somewhat beholden to because she/he always lets you take as much of his/her tissues and use his/her scissors to jimmy your file cabinet open?

Why not send them an e-card from someecards.com? They have some pretty funny holiday cards that say loud and clear "Hey man, I don't know you that well, but merry Christmas... now can I have more tissue?"

this is funny because this is what I will be doing on the 25th...